Nah balik lagi ke spreadshit, spread shit berarti menyebarkan kotoran.. ya itu benar, kita bisa menyebarkan kotoran dimana-mana di setiap kertas kerja pada file excel kita.
Bisa menyebarkan dead link, macro-macro berbahaya, ataupun formula-formula tak berujung (circular calculation).
Spread shit adalah hasil dari kemalasan orang kantoran.
Semua hal dicatat dan disimpan dalam sheet sheet yang tersebar, tak beraturan, tak bertujuan, tak berindex yang tidak menggunakan format baku yang sama
Sangking cintanya sama spreadsheetnya, orang2 mengkustom sendiri sheetnya (thanks to MS Excel) sehingga tidak ada yang tau bagaimana cara menggunakannnya selain dirinya.

Hal ini berujung ke “Ow shiit!!” ketika kertas kerja itu diserahkan kepada orang lain
Frustasi!, Depresi! bahkan gangguan kejiwaan bisa terjadi ketika seseorang harus meneruskan kerjaan dengan menggunakan worksheet itu.

Hmm..

• How much money you spent for the goods or services. For example, for nice dinner in a fancy restourant, you may have the bill about 300 – 400 thousands, lets say 383.500, but likely you just pay 400.000 and leave (you give 16.500 as tip). The other example, when play billiard, the bill may be 228.000, but you just give the waitress 250.000 and go (22.000 as tip) .But, if you buy ‘Nasi goreng’ (fried rice – red.) for 6.000 – 7.000, you most likely pay 10.000 and you wait for the changes.  Another simple example is, when you go by taxi, you tend to pay more than the “argo” or tarriff, if the argo is 23120 you most likely pay 25.000 and do not wait for the changes, BUT, if you go by bus, you even fight to pay 1.500 for the trip.
• Whom you go with. The person beside you also affect the amount of money you spent for tip. If you go alone or just with friends, you tend to wait for changes for every bills you have, but if you go with someone you dating with, you most likely give bigger tips.
• Date. Tip amount also depend on date, which have strong bond to our financial. If it is just after payday, you may give tips generously, but if it is almost pay day, every cents is so valuable, Right?

Hehe.. its just a small thought, what do you think?

• If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
• A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
• Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
• It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you’re going to do.
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
• Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
• Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back.
• Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”
• Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
• To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
• Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
• You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
• People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.
• If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
• Following the rules will not get the job done.
• Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
• When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”
• No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
• The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Right?

Microsoft Desak Polisi Segera Razia Software Ilegal

Steven Lenakoly – detikInet

http://www.detikinet.com/index.php/detik.read/tahun/2007/bulan/06/tgl/25/time/160530/idnews/797517/idkanal/399

Surabaya, Produsen software terbesar di dunia Microsoft, mendesak kepolisian melakukan razia software bajakan sesegara mungkin. Karena razia itu bertujuan untuk pembelajaran terhadap masyarakat.

“Bukan hanya dilihat dari urgent atau tidak urgent-nya, melainkan melihat proses pembelajaran masyarakat” kata General Manager Microsoft Market Development Partner East Java Antonius Agus A. kepada detiksurabaya.com, Senin (25/6/2007).

Diharapkan dengan adanya razia, akan ada proses pembelajaran masyarakat untuk menggunakan software asli. “Harus dimulai razia ini,” pintanya.

Dia menambahkan, waktu razia bukan merupakan kewenangan dari pihaknya. Mengenai waktu, semuanya diserahkan kepada pihak Kepolisian. “Terserah pihak yang berwajib,” tegas Anton.

Anton menuturkan, razia selain mengurangi penggunaan software bajakan, juga merupakan langkah edukatif agar masyarakat mulai menggunakan software asli.

Seperti diketahui, pihak Kepolisian telah melakukan kesepakatan untuk memberantas penggunaan software bajakan. Terutama yang digunakan untuk kepentingan bisnis.
(stv/ash)

Software Ilegal? Penegakan HAKI? Penting sih, buat memajukan ITnya Indonesia. Coba bayangin kalo ga ada penghargaan terhadap industri software? kalo smua software2 dibajak?
kenapa sih orang-orang pada hobi beli bajakan? Ya iyalah, dengan 25rb bisa beli 1 cd software di ambasador, 35 rb 1 dvd, sedangkan kalo dengan jalan pertemanan cuma perlu beli cd/dvd blank aja. Bandingkan dengan membeli yang original yang harganya bisa ratusan atau jutaan rupiah.
Tapi kalo dipikir pikir sih, kalo kita beli bajakan, brarti kita memperkaya sang pembajak, karena duitnya masuk ke kantong si pembajak, bukan ke si developer.

Kalo begini keadaannya, industri software lokal bisa sekarat. Makanya jarang ada developer commercial yang mengembangkan produk software retail, banyakan ke segmen corporate yang sedikit tapi marginnya besar.

(duh kok kadi bingung ya?? )

Jadi usul saya, mending beli bajakan buat software-software dari perusahaan software besar kayak M$oft, sedangkan software-software lokal beli yang originalnya. Hidup produk lokal!

Dear Sir

I am the first of what is likely to be all of the skilled staff to resign from what is likely to be the shell of your company. A combination of directors threatening and blackmailing each other, and the constant bitching of the managing director has forced me to consider my position at this time as being untenable.

An offer of 1 million pounds plus free sex with a page three girl could not convince me to stay with your company. A position of junior goat herder in Mongolia would be a more positive career step, than staying here. What a shame. Our group have worked well, but, yet have been criminally overlooked.

Finally: If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Yours Sincerely,

xxx

I wish, i could write this letter one day

China juga ikutan mendirikan unit perang informasi untuk mengembangkan virus. Tujuannya untuk menyerang sistem jaringan komputer lawan. Cina juga berinvestasi pada sistem serangan balik dan pertahanan atas serangan elektronik termasuk apa yang disebut sebagai umpan sinar infra merah, pemantul dan generator pengecoh.

Namun operasi cyber Cina bisa dideskripsikan sebagai sebuah industri mata-mata yang bertujuan mencuri data-data penting untuk dimanfaatkan dalam mengembangkan teknologi mereka secara lebih cepat.

Terus Indonesia ga ikutan? masa gerilya juga?

The question is? is it really demon works or just a sleep disorder?

Wiki said :

Sleep paralysis is a condition characterized by temporary paralysis of the body shortly after waking up (known as hypnopompic paralysis) or, less often, shortly before falling asleep (known as hypnagogic paralysis).
Physiologically, it is closely related to the normal paralysis that occurs during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, also known as REM atonia. In that, some scientists and physicians believe it to be a “natural” effect of the sleep cycle.
Possible causes are:

• Sleeping in a supine position (facing upwards)
• Irregular sleeping schedules; naps, sleeping in, sleep deprivation
• Increased stress
• Sudden environmental/lifestyle changes
• A lucid dream that immediately precedes the episode. Also conscious induction of sleep paralysis is a common technique to enter a state of lucid dreams, also known as WILD[1] .
• Artificial sleeping aids, ADD medications and/or antihistamines

Yeah right.. No demon works at all!!
but is it right? coz it just can’t be accepted because I’m so f*ckin affraid that night. Or it just my mind that tell me that I should affraid?

Arrgh.. enough.. lets back to work..

• no letter should be same in one row
• no letter should be same in one column
• no letter should be same in one region

You should be wondering what the hell is Sudoku right?

What is Sudoku?

Sudoku is a logic-based number placement puzzle. The objective is to fill a 9×9 grid so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 boxes contains the digits from 1 to 9. The puzzle setter provides a partially completed grid.

Completed Sudoku puzzles are a type of Latin square, with an additional constraint on the contents of individual regions. Leonhard Euler is sometimes cited as the source of the puzzle, based on his work with Latin squares^[1].

The modern puzzle was invented by an American, Howard Garns, in 1979 and published by Dell Magazines under the name “Number Place“^[2]. It became popular in Japan in 1986, when it was published by Nikoli and given the name Sudoku. It became an international hit in 2005.
Hey..hey.. i also give you the picture of the sudoku puzzle

Can anyone help me to solve this??

I guess this is the algorithm, but I’m too damn lazy to make the implementation.
The implementation follows this sequence of steps:

• Read the dimensions of the Sudoku from the command line and verify that the dimension is n=k²
• Provide a routine to map numbers to single-character codes (digits and uppercase letters).
• Create the row and column zones, then create the subsquare zones.
• Construct the adjacency matrix of the graph.
• The search routine:
  • Print the solution if there are no more vertices to be assigned a color, and return.
  • Sort the remaining vertices in descending order of colors present among their neighbors.
  • Pick the/a vertex with the largest number of assigned colors.
  • Try each of the remaining possible colors recursively.
    • Update the hash table of vertex neighboring colors to reflect the assignment.
    • Update the partial solution to reflect the assignment.
    • Recurse.
    • Remove the color from the partial solution.
    • Undo the color assignments from the neighboring colors hash table.
• Before the search begins, read the initial color assignment from standard input (may be empty), skipping comments and empty lines. Assignments are separated by spaces, valid assignments are single-character digit or letter codes.
• Compute the set of vertices to be assigned a color, i.e. not present in the initial assignment.
• Compute the initial state of the hash table of neighbor colors.
• Start the search.

Perhaps it works.. because i’m stuck in level 31 now.. HELP!!!

1. Relationships
2. Health
3. Income

Realistically, you will only have time to accomplish any two of those goals while bitching about the third. The day isn’t long enough to do them all.

When I see a well-dressed, chubby, 40-something guy in a nice SUV with his family, all happy and laughing, I know he gave up health. He’ll be dead in 10 years. When I see a totally fit person in the gym, I always wonder if he’s a lonely loser or just underemployed. It’s one or the other.

There are rare exceptions. A friend of mine makes a great living by working a few hours per day from his home or his boat. He has a great family life and an ideal body mass index. I expect the universe to smite him any minute. He’s violating some sort of natural law and it’s only a matter of time before things revert to the mean.

Which of the three requirements of happiness are YOU giving up?