snapshot of time

• If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
• A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
• Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
• It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you’re going to do.
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
• Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
• Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back.
• Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”
• Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
• To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
• Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
• You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
• People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.
• If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
• Following the rules will not get the job done.
• Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
• When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”
• No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
• The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Right?

Last night I happened to get this nightmare. I really hate being in the hopeless condition when you are awake but you cannot move your body or even say something. In Indonesia, they call it as “ketindihan” or in javanese “tindhihen”. It commonly believed it is demon works. The demon laid upon you to make you petrified even you are ‘awake’. It is a freakin HORROR!! I’m scared, of course.. how could you not scare when you’re awake enough to see and feel but you can not move your body neither say a word. Plus , you may see terrifying things.. such as shadows, white flying things, or even hear scary sounds.

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Yesterday, my friend introduce me with this addicted tktq site which contains numerous levels of puzzle which you should guess to get higher level. Somehow I pass all the puzzle and then stuck with this darn puzzle, which they called with Sudoku Puzzle. To get the next level, ones must fill the puzzle with “ABCDEFGH” and in Sudoku puzzle rule, which is:

• no letter should be same in one row
• no letter should be same in one column
• no letter should be same in one region

You should be wondering what the hell is Sudoku right?

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In order to be happy, you must be successful in all three of these areas:

1. Relationships
2. Health
3. Income

Realistically, you will only have time to accomplish any two of those goals while bitching about the third. The day isn’t long enough to do them all.

When I see a well-dressed, chubby, 40-something guy in a nice SUV with his family, all happy and laughing, I know he gave up health. He’ll be dead in 10 years. When I see a totally fit person in the gym, I always wonder if he’s a lonely loser or just underemployed. It’s one or the other.

There are rare exceptions. A friend of mine makes a great living by working a few hours per day from his home or his boat. He has a great family life and an ideal body mass index. I expect the universe to smite him any minute. He’s violating some sort of natural law and it’s only a matter of time before things revert to the mean.

Which of the three requirements of happiness are YOU giving up?

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